but first coffee

Just a fun, little story...

A regular client came to me last week needing another bottle shot.  The bottles were ready, but the wine wasn't.  He gave me an empty, etched bottle.  I couldn't shoot the bottle empty, as the light would leak through and you'd be able to see the etching on the back.  I needed to fill the bottle with something, but what...

Cheap, Safeway coffee.